a flying midget vampire, Scratch-E fumbled, managed to fly headfirst into the ceiling of a large domed room, was knocked unconscious,
and survived only due to presence of an allied sylph. Boy, did we laugh.
Lucifer's comment when
he returned from his exile in Dorastor: "Had to live on a farm for a while, pulled a nymph, killed some stuff, and got bored, so I came home".
Bjarnni trying to claim that the steadburning
incident that earnt him his name was “just an accident”. He stopped when Serenity pointed out that his story would
have been more believable had he not nailed the doors of the stead shut just before the ‘accident’.
At the Battle of Iceland,
having just fought one unit of Lunars, we had a free melee round or two before the next unit engaged. So we all adopted a
suitably heroic pose (cue Superman impressions. ropey kung fu stances, and just a little bit of preening). This confused both
the enemy and our allies. Not that any of us cared, we looked great.
Kragle telling Miko that
she was the most attractive member of the group. Apparently she reminded him of a trollkin.
Serenity explaining to
Fost that she had spent all of his savings during the year or so that he was missing believed dead. Apparently there was nothing
left of them but "if you would like, I can lend you a bit to tide you over.”
Lucifer blagging his way past Eurmal’s
guards during The Company’s attempt to gain the Mask of Fools. “Is this the place that wanted a Humakti stripogram?”
The bemused guards decided it must be, and let him through.
Lucifer was attacked by a crocodile while adventuring in marshes near Corflu.
It latched onto his leg. Told that he risked severing his own leg if he attacked it with a sword and fumbled, Lucifer decided
to kick it instead. He promptly fell over (evil Pete), and spent the next few rounds faffing about before finally dispatching
his scaly assailant. It took many weeks of recovery and a Regrow Limb spell before he was fully mobile again.
On a quest the party was
challenged to answer the question "Why are boots better than bare feet?" they replied that it was "Because they keep cobblers
employed.” Their questioner gave up after that.
Watching Kragle persuade
Garak to try Powzie. With predictable results.
On a side adventure in
Sun County, some of the party joined up with some Yelmalians and a priest of Lokarnos. It was quickly figured out that Rawhide would
be an ideal song for the cult of Lokarnos. A bit of off-key singing followed this discovery. Not that Pete appreciated this.
Cue another volley of dice.
Pete’s outrage when we informed him
we wanted to open a chain of furniture and household goods shops called RabbitHat (because the goods were to be made on our
estate at Rabbit Hat).
Serenity and Haradda being
caught snogging on guard duty by Egil, head weaponthane to Serenity’s father, and her sword mentor. Very embarrassing
(Fost certainly hasn’t forgotten it). Hasn't happened again though, Serenity avoids guard duty like the plague nowadays.
Apparently it is not good for her complexion. Bloody Vingans.
Other fond memories include
when Garak earned the nickname Shitty Breeches after catching the Screaming Shits while fighting Broo?